Tom Bombadil

There are so very few people who are/were more batshit insane than Tom Bombadil that I can quickly write an exhaustive list; L. Ron Hubbard, Fred Phelps, Kent Hovind, Ken Ham, Edwin Satre, and the staff of the Word of Faith Christian Center.

I called the Word of Faith Christian Center last night to pray for Tom Bombadil, and as I begun to recite the lyrics to one of Tom Bombadil’s songs I was expecting to be interrupted, but the ‘prayer warrior’ listened actively and interjected intermittently with a cry of  “hallelujah” or “amen”.

When I had finished my ‘prayer’, Xena said “Father God, we just thank you for answering every prayer that Tom Bombadil may have, in the name of Jesus.”