Andrew ‘Bef’ Milne is a 20 year old biology major at the University of Western Australia who firmly believes that writing in the third person makes his statements sound more credible and authoritative.

Bef is a vocal supporter of secularism and skepticism and is equally avid in his criticism of fundamentalism, pseudoscience and mysticism.

Bef is sometimes labelled a ‘religious bigot’, especially in relation to his activism against the Church of Scientology. Bef does hate Scientology, he also hates Christianity, Islam, Judaism and Norway. He does not hate Scientologists, Christians, Muslims or Jews. He does, however, hate Norwegians.

Bef is a founder of the Church of the Smashing Orangey Bit and likes music and Tetris.

“El cielo es azul, just don’t go telling everyone.” – Conor Oberst

bef and sash milne (circa 1993)